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she-is-king:

#goodmorning

she-is-king:

#goodmorning

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

mymodernmet:

Banye, an adorable 11-year-old British Shorthair who lives in Shanghai with his owner winnnie,  looks perpetually surprised thanks to a patch of dark fur strategically grown beneath his mouth.

lainabeatles:

ruinedchildhood:

Costco doesnt fuck around

What the ever-loving fuck

lazyhn:

하이파이브를 하는 것 처럼 보이지만 사실은 보리보리쌀을 하고 있는겁니다.

lazyhn:

하이파이브를 하는 것 처럼 보이지만 사실은 보리보리쌀을 하고 있는겁니다.

falloutdreamer:

Disney couples vs Destiel

animalsdancing:

Tiny legs

thisfeliciaday:

I guess I can retire now.

thisfeliciaday:

I guess I can retire now.

jonjonathanjon:

joncreamcone:

STUDENT LOANS appeared!! What will you do??

Any guesses as to what I’ve got coming up…

jonjonathanjon:

joncreamcone:

STUDENT LOANS appeared!! What will you do??

Any guesses as to what I’ve got coming up…

safety-officer-barto:

fsckthesystem:

Goodnight everybody!!

safety-officer-barto:

fsckthesystem:

Goodnight everybody!!

homogayhorse:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

silverwing26:

I was upset, and then delighted.

IM GONNA CRY THIS IS SO CUTE OH NO

OH GOD I DID NOT EXPECT THAT ENDING I AM SO HAPPY

turtle-pirate:

Jake’s mom is a total badass

thesmellofgreen:

laughterkey:

milesofastora:

vinyasanya:

its never not a good time for this video

…..you…..you found it

Classic

can you believe there are people who haven’t seen this video before

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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